Wednesday night while hitting some balls with the bratpack at the driving range, Adolf found someone he could not find in the Prom last Friday--somebody good at both the shaft and the balls. Alright, I gave Adolf a few tips on how to grip his stick and rip those balls. Swing it like a waiter, dewd.
Then he went on hitting a few. Like anyone who had swung a golf club for the first time, Adolf either hit or miss the ball. Then came his teaching pro to the rescue.
Silently, Adolf and his newfound lady 'teaching pro' went on with their private lessons. She must be good because he was starting to hit it square.
Since Adolf was making progress, the rest of the pack pretended not to notice. I entertained the Korean owner so he too would not notice the teaching lessons going on elsewhere with some 250-yarders as I licked the bucket clean. Then came bye bye time.
"Come back, I'll teach you more," said the lady 'pro' all too sweetly. Adolf answered with a smile.
Traces of..."Come back, Jack. I'll teach you how to whack."
Adolf was not about ready for a wham-bam-thank-you-maam, but if there is something common between student and teacher that night. They both wore red.
Sweet.
Ahahahaha! There goes the post i was eager to read. Peace Noblewolf! (--,)V
ReplyDeleteo yah! the new loveteam?! whahahah (*peace adolf*)
ReplyDeletewhaaat!!!hehehe...she was the one who offered to teach me how to put my stick and balls to good use and as i've always been a sucker for freebies, i simply let her.
ReplyDeleteas i was bred a gentleman, never let it be said that i refused a lady...hehehe
looking forward to seeing "Ate" again( as soon as i can afford your expensive sport, dewd!)
you got it dolf! next time we will explore the umbrella girls of palos verdes, after the night shift workers of Central bank....
ReplyDeleteGood idea Col. In the guise of a legitimate police raid. Hehehehe. What are in power for?
ReplyDeleteThat shoulda read What are we in power for?
ReplyDeleteCome on Adolf, learn golf, you'll never forget.
ReplyDeleteOh well, walay ate ate ha...hala __wad!
Beware gentlemen, you might get something you will regret later on! Might as well stick to your "ATE" Adolf. Wag po ate, wag po! Bwahahaha
ReplyDeletehehehe...so we're not simply contented with the sticks, huh, colonel?you want to try the umbrella too??hehehe...myt as well...
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea, really. That you should not miss checking out, dewds. Da Colonel surely knows his AOR. I've seen the umbrella girls at Palos Verdes and boy, Rihanna would pale in comparison.
ReplyDeleteBring in Chris Brown.