Dura Lex Pyrex (Diaries of a struggling Law student)

Translation: The Law may be hard but the plate is still harder(pun intended). It used to be that when a man commits an act against the law, the judge throws the book on the offender. This means the offender is punished according to the provisions of law. No matter how hard is the law, it is still the law. At home, there is a different law. When a husband commits an offense, the wife throws not the book, but the plate. Which is harder now? The book or the plate? This is where our story begins.

Monday, March 2, 2009

More Transformers

Just when you think you had enough, you come out wrong. Scanning through more of my files, I unravelled more skeletons inside the closet. Hehehe. That's an exaggeration. I'll settle with the proverbial snakes from Pandora's box. I saw dragon on one's back. Bunny ears. And, oh yes. In this hall, you can hardly distinguish the waiters from the guests. The key here is to keep seated so that no one calls you "waiter." Kidding aside, the men generally look dashing in their suits. Looking every inch cosmopolitan. Y'know what I mean?

Here's more from my Hall of Shame...err Defame, err infame. Lame, dame. Whatever.